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Hot Potato, Hot Potato!
- 19 Apr 2011
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All day long I rap about potatoes, I'm about to light one up with the help of a potato, I'll get MacGyver on yo ass, better yet Macgruber, I'll blow your shit up with the help of a tuber, nightshade family I grown on yah like a fungi, never go spoiled I just keep growing more eyes, how many rappers must get dissed before they realize that ToTs is pissed? I'm gonna come to your town with a swiss army knife & a seed, I'll plant both in your eye unless you heed my warning that I offer 2 you in advance, If you try to bite on ToTs: you've got NO chance, of survival, upon my arrival I slice mcees like old files, archival
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Couch Potato
- 16 Apr 2011
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All day long I rap about potatoes, sittin' on the couch like my was Al Bundy, Married with taters that what they call me, you can't stall me, you gonna fall see, if you try to take the clicker form the T-O-T, channel after channel it's all about taters, on the local news it's all about haters, Why oh why can we not fry? this just in: give it a TRY! Try you may and try you might but I'll still be golden brown by the end of the night, reporters try to find me, paparazzi stalk me, homefries on every corner when I go for a walk B, cameras all out flash, focus & record, when it comes to rhymin' taters I will never be bored.
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All That & a Bag of Chips...
- 13 Apr 2011
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All day long I rap about Potaydahs, It's like these fools don't recognize talent when they hear it, order fries - supersize & I ain't got to fear it, my motabolisms higher than Snoop D-O-double G on a stealth bomba, I use more ampersands than I use commas & I got fresh kicks & I can't sing & I got all kinds of chicks & all sorts of BLING! & a blue gucci shirt & a tie from prada cuz I'm all that & a bag of Chips like Erik Estrada. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAidnO64NE4)
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Do You Parlez Vous?
- 12 Apr 2011
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All day long I rap about Potaydahs, deep inside the fryer there's a place that I miss, You know I stay Fly, Stay Fly like a G6, rappin' about taters from April to MARCH, now that spring has sprung all I want is STARCH, pass me the PAM and I'm a coat that PAN turn the heat up on the mic never out like a LAMB, DAMN I wonder what it be like to never rock rhymes this TIGHT, OH! tight like the space between 2 potaydERS when they about to get loving like I was a DICKTATER, Translator - translation, equator - equation { 2 + 2 = 4, ToTs + rhymes = MORE! }

...You don't like my rhymes Bitches I don't care, parlez vous francais I'm the pomme de terre, and I'm a tear you a new one, you all know why Fry NEVER made the man, man ALWAYS made the Fry!
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FREE be the style
- 11 Apr 2011
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All Day Long I Rap About Potaydahs, other mcees think they better so I a BET 'Em, 52 weeks a year cheeks I SPREAD 'EM, I know I'm never gonna be on BET, BUT I bet you NEVER heard rhymes like these, I be the boss on this block and the next one too, So if you need to place a bet then you know who, to get after man if you need a fix, of some sweet potato rhymes that I be rockin' like FRESHhhhh kicks from the locker, No cleats like playin' soccer, Hooligans be steaming up like they Betty Crocker, speaking of steamin', you must be dreamin', you & your whole crew I'm your completion' SEAMEN!
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My Flavors.me
- 11 Apr 2011
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http://flavors.me/crispyonthemic
I connected Tumblr to my http://flavors.me page - http://flavors.me/crispyonthemic
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Multimedia timeline!
- 5 Mar 2011
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Deep Fry that Sh*%!
- 15 Feb 2011
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http://flavors.me/crispyonthemic
Check out the new crispyonthemic website!
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- 8 Jan 2011
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The wonderfully skilled Kirsten Joy Kerlin created this frothy fry frappé for me. Notice the attention to detail…
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ToTs & Mash published?
- 23 Sep 2010
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http://book.urdb.org/
Been e-mailing back & forth with Lindsey Weber who is editing the 1st ever Universal Record Database Book!! Not confirmed yet, but keep you’re fingers crossed as it looks like our record is in the running for the book!!…

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